reverseracist:

why are white people so scared of saying the word black but not nigga?

(via sofdee-deactivated20170306)

nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

(via sofdee-deactivated20170306)

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

(via boyslut-deactivated20150517)

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

1. grab his waist
2. slip your hand in his pocket
3. steal his wallet
4. dont even kiss him
5. just run

(Source: unclefather, via b0redtodeath-blog)

rougecocoa:

if you are mean to me i hope you know that one day i will be sitting on a porch in my chanel suit wearing my chanel pumps and my chanel lipstick and my chanel shades and i will sip my cocktail and wordlessly order your murder and you won’t even know it was me until the last moment when you can faintly smell my chanel no. 5

(via b0redtodeath-blog)

clrama:

ʷʰʸ      ʷʰʸ             ʷʰʸ

       ʷʰʸ            ʷʰʸ       ʷʰʸ      ʷʰʸ

   ʷʰʸ         jeans with fake pockets   ʷʰʸ

         ʷʰʸ            ʷʰʸ

(via fomosminadas)

armadillo:

when your friends make plans right in front of you and dont invite you

(Source: armadillo, via pict0chat-deactivated20180213)